I have to share this joke it's kinda funny:
A girl wanted breasts enhancement so she went to a witch.. she got a spell casted on her and everytime someone says 'sorry' to her, her brest will grow by 0.5cm. So, she goes into a crowded a bummed into people to 'collect' apologies.. then she banged into this guy so hard that he had to say 'A THOUSAND APOLOGIES!!' the next day on the news headline, 'man gets killed by giant torpedos that shot out of women in front of him.' hahahahaha.. i thought this joke was funny when mel was saying it @ PJC then PM told me bout the behind section.. it's funny anyway, imagine 1000 x 0.5cm, that'll give you 5m! LOL! hahaha..

anyway, no more emceeing for me! friendstership day stuff left into the hands of qianying.. great, now i have one less thing to care about.. phew.. gotta catch american idol now it's the final 6 without sanjaya! haha..kinda glad he's out already.. :D