happen to see these on the net so FUNNY! haha!

Cute ay??? :D

I have to share this joke it's kinda funny:
A girl wanted breasts enhancement so she went to a witch.. she got a spell casted on her and everytime someone says 'sorry' to her, her brest will grow by 0.5cm. So, she goes into a crowded a bummed into people to 'collect' apologies.. then she banged into this guy so hard that he had to say 'A THOUSAND APOLOGIES!!' the next day on the news headline, 'man gets killed by giant torpedos that shot out of women in front of him.' hahahahaha.. i thought this joke was funny when mel was saying it @ PJC then PM told me bout the behind section.. it's funny anyway, imagine 1000 x 0.5cm, that'll give you 5m! LOL! hahaha..

anyway, no more emceeing for me! friendstership day stuff left into the hands of qianying.. great, now i have one less thing to care about.. phew.. gotta catch american idol now it's the final 6 without sanjaya! haha..kinda glad he's out already.. :D

watched volleyball match today.. the A division games of many sports group has started... to volleyball had their 2nd preliminary game.. against PJC where jiale(primary school fren) is in right now.. she really grew horizontally just like how huimin described to me.. funny and i thought she was a hot girl initially :P anyway, volleyball team lost by a very close shave.. poor girls.. so the only chance for them to make it to the quarter final rounds (top 8) is that they either beat VJC (which is tough) or YJC to beat PJC.. haiz.. watched the hockey game as well.. MI lost to VJC 5 to 1 !! poor guys.. they kinda got dominated.. both games were running con-currently at the same time at the same place haha.. tomorrow the basketballers will be having their 2nd preliminary game while the rugby team will be on their 3rd priliminary game.. woo hoo.. that's what i like about ball games.. the part where you jusy play and play hoping to beat any competition out of the way.. but track is still better :D haha.. simpler just run and be in front all the time.. is that easy or what ?!? hahahaha :D

o ya! have to mention about this: shali's name and my name are in the year 1s lecture notes of some subect which i'm not certain :D HAHA..that's damn cool! still remember my rugby tacher putting my name for the science final year paper in primary 6 (or was it pri. 5?).. so funny remember laughin dirun that paper as well .. :)

AT LAST!!! the photos of COBO KUNAN!! hahaha people take a look!!!
the co-founded fruit by CONAN and KUBO :) nora took ten years to send the photos to me lol..






can someone (anyone) just name us this fruit ?? hahaha..

today was jon's birthday.. he's now 2 years older then me.. like that matters anyway, hahaha.. ermm, the SCs have been given a hell of time from some stupid retards on MI link complaining and whining like little girls about the student activity corner.. FOR GOD SAKE IT'S ONLY A DOLLAR!!! so stupid.. and i thought A level students were suppose to be mature and constructive in their thinking.. stupid retards..

just bathed taisho and he freaking ran out just now! lol so funny.. had to call him ten thousand times b4 he responded and came to me b4 bringing him home.. anyway, was suppose to go swimming but kinda feelin a little ~~sian~~.. then was suppose to go watch some biathlon that calvin and koobs is participarting in at east coast.. but i have to go orchard to meet chansey at 3 to check out some stuff for zircon's mascot.. haiz.. held trials yesterday and i only hope zircon can win with the help of participation points.. i think we still have a chance on that note :D haha.. the other houses have not even filled up a piece of the participation form and we've already completed fillin more then one form each for both the guys as well as the girls! yay! go zircon ! hahaha..
have seen the chinese doctor thingy with my mum the other day.. my leg still hurts so it's obviously NOT effective! damn it.. tomorrow i'm suppose to go to that place with my mum again.. haiz.. i'm just thinking if i should just bear with the pain and continue training and all..but if i caontinue there is a high chance that i might get permanent damage to my legs.. ( i don't really want that haha).. o well.. let's just see what miricles can do.. :D

missed training today after havin to go through pain yesterday from training.. my legs are seriously going to die.. SERIOUSLY!! i really need medical attention but my mum does not want me to go to see a doctor but insist that i go to a chinese doctor! arh!! she is crazy la.. i can't take this anymore.. i hope my leg will not just fall of suddenly haha..

been a week since i last blogged.. the visit from the HK students was a trilling experience for me.. seriously.. i've got a crazy HK girl after me crying her heart out everyday over me.. she's seriously phycho!! pure insanity!!! anyway, heard that after going back to HK, one of them got expelled due to an iccident that happened in s'pore and 2 of them got penalty.. all thanks to the crazy girl again..haiz... arh!!! this is seriously bonkers man!!

YAY! Completed my 200m today :D it felt good.. mt first time doing a 200m in a national competition..haha.. did a 24.87secs.. i tink it's not too bad a time.. shali and hilmi qualified.. with 23.25 and 23.21 respectively.. great :D weijoe also ran in another heat and nigel was in the lane just beside me! hahaha.. such coincidence.. great race :D i liked it..

shali shall now be called SHALIBRA or SHALIDRA ! Tell the world! haha..

Life Is Fair/Unfair.. haha.. ever since me and mel had this conversation about how life is actually fair..haha.. there's this 'follow-up' from kubo and me.. ha ha.. sometimes we wonder why there are ppl that are good-looking and also smart and perhaps even athletic.. well, god is fair.. perhaps they may have BO or like kubo said haha perhaps a hot girl might actually have hairy armpits or a dick deep inside.. what i'm tryin to get is that life has it's balances, haha.. i sound so smart (i am anyway) hahaahah.. :D
today was the first day of the s'pore juniors championships.. however due to the bad weather, my 400m race and some other events were postponed.. have to check it out when it's been postpone to thou.. anyway, hilmi and jon had their 100m as scheduled (pushed back).. hilmi got into the semis but jon missed the mark.. but it's ok :D after all, it's not yet the actual a div competition :) cheer up jon or i might have to kiss you.. HAHA..
i'm still waitin for nora to send me photos of this fascinating fruit that kubo and me discovered just now.. we decided to name it Cobu Konan.. haha yes you guessed it a mix of our names.. hahaah..
after the run, koobs, jon and me went to orchard for dinner.. koobs went to meet his fren while jon and i went to Chippy's to get some cheesy chicken thingy.. it was kinda unglam for me as i was carrying this umbralla that i got from 'freebie' scouting at gombak stadium hahaha.. ok anyway, met charlotte and dorinder (i don't how to spell their names) and shyful (?? haha) and fauzzie and samantha.. and also fathuddin and kristen and jiayang and edward.. so many ppl in orchard.. too famous already haha.. we went to pasta cafe in Taka which was kinda nice.. it's been some time since eatin in orchard.. kinda nice and I PAID FOR GST and SERVICE CHARGE which cost about $10.. haha
in the morning had rehearsal once again.. damn it fazila and me have to wear the stupid blazer.. it's gonna be hot damn.. afternoon went to collect my pay from the private sales at isetan :D money money :D haha..

been some time since i blogged.. haha.. have been busy and tired the past few days until today! good friday: time to sleep late into the morning :) haha.. anyway, i've many things to do: project work, emcee-ing (for sc investiture) and getting ready for the arrival of our HK frens :) haha.. gonna go out later to buy some stuff for Taisho later so ya.. anyway, tomorrow will be the Singapore Juniors.. kinda scared and slightly excited.. haha.. my legs are jelly now.. and hopefully my stupid leg can last for both the 400m race as well as the 200m race..

we had CIP yesterday :) went to an old folks home at bedok.. far place with the entire class and it was a really fun day :) also went bowling with a partial fraction of the class and had lunch with the same ppl opposite school.. we were freaking late for the council's investiture rehearsal because of bowling! hahahaha..